What movies have not aged well?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-J W Pepper

What can I do if I'm afraid to die from sleep apnea, but deathly afraid of wearing a sleep Apnea mask?

From Russia With Love

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

What are the pros and cons of arranged marriages?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

You Only Live Twice

How do MAGA supporters feel about accidentally voting Elon Musk as their new president?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

I see ugly guys dating gorgeous, "hot" women all the time. I, too, am not very attractive but I'm not doing well with the ladies. What's their secret?

-All the bad guys are black.

The Man with the Golden Gun

A View to a Kill

How is TikTok able to censor porn?

Dr No

Diamonds Are Forever

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

What are the downsides of OpenAI's chain-of-thought approach in the o1 model?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

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Live and Let Die

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

Why do I feel bad when I see white girls dating black guys, am I racist?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-”She is very sexyful!”

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-”Ah so!”

Moonraker

-Bond slapping Tracy.

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-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Octopussy

What are some of your shocking stories?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”